Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala: haan,
Santa: acha vala hai,
Lala: haan,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala: haan bhai haan,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokar 1 kg aata do..


Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.


Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme problem kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.