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According to parents,
Every problem has only
One solution,
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“Just throw away the phone and cut down the internet connection”:p:D

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Yesterday i named my Wifi ” hack if you can ”
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Today when i woke up it was changed to
“challenge accepted”

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Me: Dad can I have 50Rs?

Dad: 40Rs? What do you need 30Rs for?

 20Rs is more than enough!

 Here’s 10Rs now give your brother half...:D  

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21st century kids standing in a museum, looking at a Egyptian mummy with 1227BC written below.

1st kid: What does that mean?

2nd kid: Must be his BBM pin…....... :D ;D

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When Mom wants to find out where I’m in the House,
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she simply Turns oFF The Wi-Fi …

Damn! Dis Trick Always Work…... :D ;D

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