Jokes | in english |

When Mom wants to find out where I’m in the House,
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she simply Turns oFF The Wi-Fi …

Damn! Dis Trick Always Work….. :p :D

                                                    

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When I was kid I was going to change the world. & Today if the remote is on the other end of the couch, I don’t even change the channel…... :P :d

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I love photography because it’s the only hobby where i can shoot people and cut their heads off, without going to jail….... :D :p

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Dad entered son’s room and found him asleep. Walked closer, caressed his hair & BANG slapped his face and said..
Last seen on WhatsApp 1 min ago…  :D 

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