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5 ways for man to be happy with women

1. Be with a women who makes you laugh…

2. Be with a women who gives u her time…

3. Be with a women who takes care of you…

4. Be with a women who really loves you…

5. Finally, make sure these four women don’t know
each other!;) ;p

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If women ruled the world there would be no wars…

It would just be a group of jealous countries, not talking to each other. ;);p

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School teacher sent home a note..:..
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” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ”
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Mother sent a note back:
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”Please advise a solution!
Father has the same problem. :p”

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whenever you feel sad, just remember that somewhere in this world there’s an idiot pulling a door that says “PUSH”

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Someday, if we all go to jail for illegally downloading music, I hope they split us up by music genre… ;p

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