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According to my parents,
Every problem has only
one solution,
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“Just throw away the damn phone” …

                       
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People with “Hey there! I am using whatsapp ” status
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are actually Not using WhatsApp...............

                    

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Height of flirting of
ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book?
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While
fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d
most
beautiful
teachr in dis college. =P =D

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*Funny Quote*
I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried – but they wanted cash. -

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Hardest thing ever?
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Controlling your laughter
at serious times :p :D

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