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Santa - mujhe us ladki se bachao
Banta - kyo?
Santa - jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.


Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.


Santa ki chatri me ched tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai ched kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.