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Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Santa: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!


Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?


Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!