Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes | Pge 6

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...


The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except Banta.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"


Photographer Santa was focusing on the dead body's face in a funeral function.
Suddenly all the relatives started beating him - why?
He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes | Page 5

Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Santa: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Santa: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!


Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?


Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab! 

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Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes | Page 4

Santa - mujhe us ladki se bachao
Banta - kyo?
Santa - jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai.


Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata.


Santa ki chatri me ched tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai ched kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.

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Santa - mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
Banta - fir kya kiya?
Santa - maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.


Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cigratte-Bidi se dur rehna.


Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....

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Jokes | Santa Banta Jokes | Page 2

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool"
To Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha."


Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai.


Santa to Doctor- apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
Doctor- konsa game khelteho?
Santa- mobile mai snake wala .

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SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala: haan,
Santa: acha vala hai,
Lala: haan,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala: haan bhai haan,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokar 1 kg aata do..


Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.


Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme problem kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi.

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